I Want Your Kidney


He's here to kick ass and take kidneys. And he's all out of ass. And kidneys.

From the Tim Burton of Taranaki, The Most Haunted Comedian in New Zealand brings you a stand-up comedy show for anyone who's ever thought about donating a kidney, anyone who hasn't thought about donating a kidney, and anyone who might know a guy who knows a guy who does a sneaky cashie.

Callum's exhausted every possible avenue, from family, to friends, to strangers, to dead strangers.
He's explored the possibility of inter-species transplantation and technological imitations.

Dedicated to anyone that's ever dealt with the health system.

Best Comedian, Comedy Hub Awards, 2022, 2023, 2024
Best Out-of-Towner, Wellington Comedy Awards, 2024
Best Newcomer, DIY Awards, 2021
Best Newcomer, Comedy Hub Awards, 2021

Nominated Best Comedian, Nelson Fringe Awards, 2024
Nominated Breakthrough Act, Comedy Guild Awards, 2023
Nominated Best Newcomer, Comedy Guild Awards, 2022
Runner-up, National Raw Comedy Quest, 2022

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    • $22.50
    • 19-21 February 2026
    • warning
      Medium Coarse Language, Death, Audience Interaction
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    Cavern Club

    Cavern Club, 22 Allen Street

    Cavern Club, 22 Allen Street